From Fab to blab and from wow, woes and ewes!!!

GET DASHING LOOK BY JUST BEING CUTE INTO A SCULPTOR.

Normally when you are in the spotlight everything has to go perfect, I am talking from hair, face, neck, body, legs to feet. But some people can make a wow of themselves and others just plain woes or totally ewe. The phrase ‘Plastic Surgery’ is one of the best solution in Hollywood's terrible dilemma, I mean to be cut into piece, just to be hot on that dashing red carpet or to be famous for those few minutes yet many 5 star celebrities still bother cutting their God-given figures, fatty curves, pig nose, puppy-dog face or those sausage lips just to get hot on that Maxim cover or score that top notch endorsement deal or just stand on that red carpet just to get slapped by flashing lights and trashy comments. Now serious I know being a duckling is not always the best, but being slaughtered like a pig just to be a swan, to me its a B.I.G No No!!! I know Nicki Minaj’s body is to die for and those Angelina Jolie’s full lips or Hillarie Dove’s sensational straight on teeth.

I know fame is everything to others and making a first impression is always important for these money craving slaves, but if you got a huge EWE, you can totally be fabulous by just getting under the knife in Hollywood. Can I ask is it that bad being the ugly duckling on the worlds pond full of dashing money and fake beauty, now look at this on a logical perspective way, some people die under the knife for example Kanye West’s late mother went under the knife and lost her precious life. Michael Jackson, on the other hand got a bad surgeon, his skin was peeling off. The bad thing about this some simply become laughing stocks of the universe. An ice can always be trimmed in to a wonderful and exotic sculptor but, in every perfect fairytale there are always cracks.

WRITE SLOBY LYRICS AND GET A BIG BUCK.

You must agree, in the music industry you can make a big buck by just making a hit song with banging beats and some sloby lyrics. Recently, the music industry is inviting a bunch of new artist, and they get the worlds biggest glory. I will make a few examples of celebrities that are making a whole lot of cash by just making senseless music. For example our king of swag ‘Soulja Boy’ if your smart enough you can realise that all Soulja Boy’s songs are talking about his swag or how he made it up with his cranking moves or our new dashing cute Willow Smith who recently dropped her latest single ‘Whip My Hair’ if you listen carefully to the lyrics it basically talks about hair and how it can make you the ‘it’ thing. There are more celebrities, especially rappers they are always rapping about women, drugs, fame, money, jail sentences, cars and that recession will totally not affect them, while us ‘FANS’ sacrifice our lunch money or rob a person just to buy the latest album. Hmm, how smart of them!!!

Don’t get me wrong this is reality, but I will always love music but some songs have no sense. Do a better thing; buy a book or go hiking then just dancing along stupid music. But, I still will write about the latest album just to get you on a brighter side. I must admit, I do have friends who listen to crappy songs, but hey who am I to judge.

Vuyani Ndzishe… dropping his pen. LOL!!!