ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT JUST GET BORED?

Word of advice just get a hot song and dance it all out… Life is to short to sit, watch TV or suck your thumb and feeling pity for yourself. Well, if you are feeling depressed then, I just got a hot remedy to fix you up. Wear your favourite outfit, go to the mall and buy the hottest album available on the market.

Then go home, switch on your DVD player, insert the CD that you just brought and turn on your volume up to the fullest level and just dance your butt off. It doesn’t matter if you got a big booty or you move your ass like a blonde chick or simply a black person who can move your butt off the rhythm. Simply dance and your parents will look at you as if your this barbaric. Well, if you want to shake off that serve headache or stress, then you will embarrass yourself in the comfort of your own home.

I promise you it will work, I was uptight before, but I told myself that I am too young, cool and cute to just stare up my frustrations, so I said ‘ Babe I just wanna daaaance… and I don’t really caaare, I will dance until the sun is set’. Cool thing is that my mother mostly joins me and we dance along to a Rihanna song. If your bullied at school, take your MP3 player and your shox speakers, and go to that person and dance in front of them, its not always that bad to turn into a ‘Willow Smith Guru’, the school will stare at you and just say ‘Whose that chick/dude?’ And everyone will join you and embarrass themselves.

That’s how I shake away my stress, but I don’t dance in front of the school. But, if you dare me to I would and then record that 30 secs of fame, then post it to this blog or maybe You Tube, wouldn’t that be cool?

I recommend these songs to go along your dancing gig:                    

Rihanna: Only Girl ( In The World); What’s my Name; Pon da replay. Lady Gaga: Pocker Face; Lovegame; Just Dance. Kelis: 4th of July; Acapella. Kelly Rowland: Commander; Forever in a Day. David Guetta: All his song but I recommend Whose that chick it will stare you up. Usher: Somebody to Love; Hey Daddy; OMG; Lil Freak; DJ got us falling in Love. And all house DJ’s, well If I didn’t mention it, play it, its your moment not mine. 

Vuyani Ndzishe signing out…

P.S: and remember stress causes death and that is suicide, and you wouldn’t want that right!!! Dance your butt off and send me a video on the Trick’d email address (trickdblog@gmail.com) or tell me about it on facebook and twitter (Username on facebook and twitter is Vuyani Ndzishe) maybe send it on You Tube. Guys don’t you think I should make a Facebook And Twitter group for our blog if you think so, comment and if I get more than 25 comments, I will consider making it… tell your friends about this blog, so that our family can grow. Dance yourself out this festive season and remember dance responsible, it might be very addictive.

Goodbye( I think I should get a word limit because I talk to much)            

CD Review: Nicki Minaj ‘Pink Friday’

Are you tired of hearing Nicki Minaj’s singles on the radio or seeing them on Trey Songz, Lil Wayne, Sean Kingston and many other artist’s videos. Now, this is your chance to get Nicki’s new album ‘Pink Friday’ this album is featured with top singles ‘Your Love’ , ‘Check It Out featuring Will.i.am’  and ‘Right Thru’. This album will sure get you addicted with her sensual native accent and seductive lyrics.

Nicki Minaj is currently signed by Cash Money Records making her the only female rapper in the Young Money ship. Nicki had several mix tape that were good but not better than her new studio album. Get yourself rapping along Nicki’s tracks this summer holiday. The album features the following artists: Rihanna, Drake, Eminem, Will.i.am and few others. My favourite tracks in this album are ‘Right Thru’ , ‘Fly’ and ‘Moment for Life’.

But I am concerned, is Nicki Minaj’s voice original or auto tuned, even thou I still love her lyrics and her crazy vibrant expressions in her music videos; I personally rate Nicki 7/10.

THIS TO DO THIS FESTIVE SEASON

Planning ahead is one of the best things to do, because you might not know where you could line up. So, I came up with solutions that might contribute on getting ride of the dead spirit of being bored, so check this out:

• Buy a book that has a movie on a side e,g. If you never had watched Twilight: Eclipse by the book first, then watch the movie etc. I truly admit it is the best thing to do, you would know which scenes they normally cut out on the movie.
• Make a small book club for this holiday were you assign a certain book e.g Spud: The best-selling South Africa novel turned to movie.
• Invite a few friends to go to the mall to watch a movie or hire a DVD and make a movie night.
• Slumber Parties always work during festive season holidays. Game that could be used: Twista, Scrubble, Brainteaser, 30 second to answer, Bingo, Playstaion/wii: dancing games and karaoke.
• Make a pool party.
• Go hiking with friends.  
• Small get-together with light snacks.
• Karaoke Night.

These things are the best solutions to boast your mood up, I promise because I have tried them before. You just cannot bet a pro like me in social committees. If you want me to came I could but, do not kidnap me. This is the blog site in Bloemfontein for teens, I research. Is it award-winning to have the first blog in Bloemfontein. I think we should make a Facebook, Twitter and MySpace page, that will happen next year, when we get more recognition. If you have any suggestions comment or drop me an email on trickdblog@gmail.com

Vuyani Ndzishe… dropping out. send more emails.   

Most Horrible Moment: Babysitting a one year old and a four year old

I was sleeping when my mother announced that she is going to work and Anele, my sibling, that he was going to his soccer practice. Guys, I couldn’t believe that I was going to be babysitting the worlds’ cutest children, but yet they are the worst trouble makers. Sandi, the youngest, cried when my mother left; the only thing I could do was to bribe him with ice cream and custard. Yeah, ice cream at 10:45 AM in the morning, then Tidi came and she demanded ice cream too, at the same time she added a condition ‘I want more than, Sandi’, says the worst girl in the world, weird thing is that it did work for a few minutes. But, I forgot one thing that when you give children sugar early their sugar level raises.

About 10 minutes after, Sandi, comes and looks at me and smiles, then he pointed his fingers at key; that reminded me of little man demanding a key from his adoptive parent (One of the Warner brothers). But, Sandi, still wanted the key, I tired to trick him by giving him different stuff, but he still pointed at the key. Then I gave him the key, guess what! he didn’t want it, so I did put the key away, but still young Sandi wanted the key. So I did what he claimed, then he walked with me and wanted me to open the door so that they can go outside. I refused, then Sandi cried his head off, it got worse every second and my head was about to burst into pieces. So, I took out my childhood stationed chair and table, it worked they were playing together. But again Sandi wanted to climb off the chair, I was clueless on what to do next, then suggestions were cramming up in my head, then Sandi’s evil twisted head came up with an idea, he attempted to jump, for that moment, my heart was pounding on and I didn’t know what to trick him with, so I adjusted the chair as the young boy did the honours by gently climbing off the chair/table. After that, they were running around the house screaming and jumping around turning our home into a ‘Daddy Day Care’ institute.

For those few moments I was about to scream, but I did not have the guts to do that because I knew they would laugh or scream and banging their big heads on the floor, so I relaxed by turning on the computer and then I played Usher’s latest album ‘Raymond Vs Raymond: Deluxe Edition’  to try and receive some inspiration but, Tidi, on the other hand was playing with water in the bathroom, and the floor was soaking wet. I ignored the situation, and I went straight to bed, funny thing, Sandi, followed me and he laid on my chest and he fell asleep it was the cutest moment I ever saw. Then, I dropped him gently on the bed, so I left to see what was, Tidi, doing; the poor girl was cleaning the mess she made and she hugged my leg and went to bed. But, what was I going to tell my mother about the custard, because there are a few droplets left, but she had to understand what I was dealing with.

One thing I learned on this mission was to be patient with children and they will do their bit, what I also heard at church was children are a gift from God and they cannot commit a sin, so we must not expect them to be perfect. So, God tested my patience with children and how could I handle that matter, I truly love Tidimalo and Sandiso they are the world to me, but they can truly rack a persons’ mood; but at the end they are just kids, this is my conclusion about children.  So, If you have handful tips or embarrassing moments, be kind and share them on our email address, maybe I could pick out some good summaries and make a review on them, then I will post them here on this blog. (Please tell me: if I should keep on sharing tips and embarrassing moments!!! comment on that)

Vuyani Ndzishe… logging out.

My Review of the year

Life has been great during 2010, some of us had a blast, some hell but now its time to say goodbye to this year of dreams. I must say, I truly loved 2010 because it had challenges, and these challenges made me firm and open the door that I never see open in front of me. I did have ups and downs, tears and laughter, and seeing me grow into a person that I never thought in my dreams would happen. I had an adventure, I met new people and lousy pigs. Funny thing, I was teased then I also teased; I discovered that, love yourself is the first step to self-confidence.

South Africa, in the other hand, had great publicity in the featured World Cup, the best thing was that school were closed for a month; our national team were developing and did us proud. We did not make it to the final but, we surely kicked France's dirt ball by beating them. We hosted one of the Worlds’ top notch events and showed the world what is Africa made off, as may friend would ‘We surely showed those English men that Africa women are beautiful and natural’, we welcomed the world with our warm ubuntu. South Africa, outperformed those morons that thought our country is filled with crime, and as I should raise we showed planet earth that we don’t have animals running around the roads, streets and highway. But after that whole lot of fun came, along South African demons by having a municipal strike, our streets were fill with rubbish making streets illegal dump sides. The strike, went along for three weeks, good thing I wrote a report on it and I aced it.

After that, the public sector went on strike making things a bunch of chaos, matriculants suffered a serve traumatic situation, making our future leaders wonder, why did it have to happen during the time of stress and pressure. I understand why teachers went on strike, their are the core of the country and they have to feed knowledge to the brains of toddlers and teenagers, but yet they are paid peanuts.

2010, was a beautiful year, the world joined hands by erecting beneficial campaigns like the 1GOAL education for all. We supported cancer survivors in their day of recognition, we also celebrated casual day and and the 16 days woman and children activism, we had wore red ribbons to support World AIDS day, then we gave Indians a day to smile about the day our first Indian to enter our South African shores. Now, we have to enjoy our festive season safe at home without road accidents, I hope 2011 brings joy to our lives. I surely have fun. Be kind and share your reviews on 2010 and what will be your New Years revolution, I will have to change some qualities… Goodbye and enjoy your festive season.

Vuyani Ndzishe… saying pens down.  

Rihanna: Song Review

No doubt Rihanna is been rocking clubs with her latest album ‘Loud’. The album was out on the 13th of November. Her hit single ‘Only Girl(in the world)’ has been topping charts, this songs is quite nice, it has been the number hit in the Urban Category in the Billboard chart. Only girl might be hot, but ‘What’s My Name’ is even hotter, the song added Drake in the topic. Making Rihanna my favourite girl in the world.

I never heard the album, but I must ensure you that this album is going to stay longer than we thought. Rihanna also featured Nicki Minj on her song ‘Raining men’ adding a Caribbean island flavour, its a nice song because this two girls are from South American isles.  Have you ever notice that RnB is changing now its adding electro beats, I bet David Guetta has been producing a whole lot of hits e.g Kelis, Kelly Rowland and many more.

You got to listen to the latest track by David Guetta ‘Whose that chick’ featuring Rihanna, this track is hot and I got the opportunity to see the video it is a hot video.   I totally love Rihanna I rate her 6/10, you got to agree with me.

Vuyani Ndzishe signing out.

THE BIEBER FEVER

Is Justin Bieber a ladies man? Well, recent reports state that Justin has been getting blown kisses from fans parents. ‘ I don’t like it when older women are flirting with my son, they should send out a great example to their children’, says Pattie (Justin Mom) from an E! interview. Shouldn’t Justin be happy because no ordinary teenager gets to flirt with an adult. ‘Err Justin, come give mommy a kiss; wink wink’. With Justin’s ego I doubt he has a problem with getting pick up lines from parents, he wrote in his tweet Kim Kardashian is his girlfriend, smart move I wonder how did Kim react on this statement. Justin is known for being friends with adults and having crushes for Beyonce, Rihanna and Taylor Swift. Making this young charm an accessory for girl like these.

Justin Bieber is a pop sensation turned from You Tube celebrity to Big star. Justin was born in Canada, he liked Usher so much he performed his songs live than uploaded them to You Tube. Again, smart move, word went out about this brother, later he was signed by RnB star Usher Raymond.  Bieber is not the first artist to be discovered in a social networking site, Sean Kingston, was also found in facebook. Soon, I shall be also discovered in Twitter. Lol!!!

Last night, as I was watching Justin’s exclusive interview on E, I found interesting things about this famous star. He is so loved by his perspective fans, they actually sleep at the concert venue, just to be in the front row seat. Justin cancelled his free concert for the safety of his fans. Justin Bieber was almost seduced by his teenage fan and he said no, what the hell. On his career Justin is doing very well, his album stayed on the Billboard chart for three consecutive weeks and sold really good on the US markets, no doubt his international tour sold out in weeks, making Justin a real lover.  It turns out to be that Justin is a true hero from ‘this my confessions’ to ‘baby, baby. no like baby’. I rate Justin 4/10 for his hair, 2/10 for his ego; overall Bieber scores a 3/10.  

THE REVOLUTIONARY RAP ARTIST… DWAYNE MICHEAL CARTER, JR.

Lil Wayne is the first featured artist at this blog and I sure have a good feeling about him. He is one of the best rapping artist in America, and has made one of the best revolution from rapper to rocker. But, hey some people have demons of their own.

Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr also known by the stage name ‘LIL WAYNE’ is a world renowned America rap artist. Carter, joined Cash Money Records at the age of  9, making him the youngest member of the 5 star ship. Dwayne, joined the trio, The Hot Boys in 1997, this group included Juvenile, B.G, and Turk, the group debuted their first album ‘Get It How U Live’ and later they gained success with their major selling album ‘Guerrilla Warfare’ released in 1999. In that same year, Dwayne, debuted his first solo album ‘Tha Block Is Hot’ making it his first album that went platinum; the record sold over a million copies in the US only. Later, Carter released his two albums, that turned Lil Wayne’s A game to a zero down-low, the albums ‘Lights Out’ (2000) and ‘500 degrees’ (2002) they targeted only for gold. Dwayne, my friend word of advice to get to the top, you have to fall first.

But, Dwayne, didn’t let go, he got back on his game by featuring in the Destiny Childs’ video ‘Soldier’ which topped charts in that year. In the year 2004, Lil Wayne, earned his respect by debuting his third studio album ‘Tha Carter’  which included the hit song ‘Go DJ’. Lil Wayne went sky high by dropping his fourth studio album ‘Tha Carter II’ in 2006-2007. Carter, released several mix tapes. Later, Dwayne Carter, debuted his dashing hit album ‘Tha Carter III’, selling over one million copies in its first week making him the first black artist to set that record, ‘ I am the real-deal, and  I will never back down’, states Carter.

Wayne made his revolution, by switching from rapper to rocker. ‘ I always wanted to try rock’, says Lil Wayne. Carter released his first rocker album ‘The Rebirth’ which was not that successful. Making him a fool, you can not switch from “Mr Swagger” to “Elvis Presley”. Wayne re-signed with Cash Money Records for a multi-album deal. In 2009, Wayne planned to release ‘The Carter IV’ which was cancelled for the year 2011. In that same year, the record company released their group album ‘We Are Young Money’ which featured Cash Money’s big giants, the album included their hit single ‘Bedrock featuring Lloyd’ , the track got great reviews. Carter, released another studio album ‘I Am Not A Human Being’ in September 2010, which was on his birthday.

Dwayne Carter, might have won countable awards, but that does not mean his life is a fairytale. I must agree, in a rappers’ life there should be problems but its not always. Dwayne Michael Carter, has been arrested for countless times; making our friend a bad role model. My conclusion states, in order to be a best rapper, get arrested and write lyrics about how you love ‘P***y, Money, Weed’.  I personally rate Lil Wayne 3/10.

Vuyani Ndzishe signing out.